i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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