is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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