Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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