But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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