She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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