How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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