Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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