This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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