is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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