It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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