Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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