Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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