I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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