It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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