Too much gin, very little bucket
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
They left me at home... I'm a liability
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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