would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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