I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Sext me about skeletons
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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