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Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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