just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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