so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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