school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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