i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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