Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Ladies don't puke and tell
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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