Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
where does the pee come out of this thing
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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