just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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