Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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