We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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