I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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