You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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