The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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