I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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