You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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