What a fucking waste of an outfit
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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