when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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