i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
We have so much sex to catch up on
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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