PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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