if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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