Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Is it because I queefed?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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