There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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