I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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