The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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