it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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