we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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