There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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