Buhtt sex?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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