I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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