whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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