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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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