You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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