You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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