u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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