When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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