Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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