No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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